Friday 22 July 2016

He'll Always Be a Maurice to Me

The global terrorist threat of ISIS has forced Michael Caine to change his name by deed poll.
 
His new name? Michael Caine.
 
Allow us to explain. The actor, born Maurice Micklewhite, told The Sun that increased airport security was causing him delays because his passport bore his birth name.
 
“I changed my name when all the stuff started with ISIS,” he explained.
“An airport security guard would say ‘Hi Michael Caine,’ and suddenly I’d give him a passport with a different name on it. I could stand there for an hour. So I changed my name.”
 

Monday 4 July 2016

Cainedoctes #1

Got the hair, got the glasses, does the point.



Our favourite Scottish tax exile sounds a right grumpy sod though, considering he did Zardoz the year before and ended up like this:


HATS OFF!